Andy's favorite punchlines

• "You're Thor? I'm tho thore I can hardly thit down!"
• "Wousy."
• When he told the proprietor he was looking for dogs, the proprietor glanced at his wife and said "What's wrong with the one you've got?"
  • Made an appearance on the Chicago Shows List back in 1996.
• Dale said "Pardon me, Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"
• "The entire thing said Shorty's Bar & Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico."
• "Assassinate Hootie, sieze control of the Blowfish."

Contributed punchlines

• You're Thad? Oh, I'm tho thorry!