Geek Tom Swifties

"I love Awk," Tom sed.

"$PS1" Tom prompted.

"Oh wow, I see I have to do some pattern matching and processing," Tom gawked.

"Why can't I have a simple text-based mail client," Tom pined.

"these MUAs all suck", Tom muttered.

"This note should explain why I did what I did," Tom commented.

"You should tell Oracle to always use that index," Tom hinted.

"Every non-trivial functional dependency in my tables is a dependency on a superkey," Tom said normally.

"I guess I'll *never* understand continuations," Tom yielded.

"You can increment a variable in that loop," Tom countered.

"The default shell sucks," Tom bashed.

"Let me pull up the Windows program menu," Tom started.

"I never know how to end my try / catch blocks", Tom admitted finally.